Welp, I ended up at Beulahland with Kate, Johanna and Lindsay last weekend. I got to talking with Johanna about the two women that I’m IN LOVE WITH but unfortunately live far, far away. And you know what advice Johanna gave me?

“You should stop wasting your time. It’ll never work out. You’re gonna be alone forever. Deal with it.”

So you know what I did? Welp, instead of going home and crying about not having either of these beautiful babes in my life I, uh, eh…