November 2011
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Festen
Happy holidays, loves of my life! With the festive season upon us once again, let’s not lose track of what the holidays are really about—BEING IN YOUR THIRTIES, LIVING ALONE IN A BASEMENT AND EATING TUNA OUT OF THE CAN WHILE WATCHING VIDEOS OF YOUR FRIENDS LOOKIN’ COOL EATING PIZZA ON YOUTUBE. Enjoy these precious moments. You’ve EARNED it!
Thanks: Uwe, Laura, Katie
October 2011
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Car Wash: A Benefit for Sarah Johnson
Sarah got a bunch of parking tickets and her car towed in San Francisco earlier this year while she was on crutches due to a broken foot. I decided to raise money to help pay off the fees that she accumulated because, you know, I have a real soft spot for cripples. My car wash idea didn’t quite pan out as I’d planned but at least I raised/am raising awareness? A passerby caught the...
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Pretty Party Place
Here’s a typical day at Uwe’s. NBD.
July 2011
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Eligible Bachelors: And Then There Were Two
I know it’s hard to believe but Uwe and I are STILL single! Please send love letters and marriage proposals to gentlemanstime[at]gmail.com and be sure to specify which eligible bachelor it is for. Please also like pizza, beer and Mariah. Kthnx.
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Mirror: Jan and Brannon
It’s FINALLY summer in Portland! See you guys at the river!!!
June 2011
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Pie Dreams Really Do Come True!
It was always a dream of Uwe’s to get pied in the face and you may recall that this dream has already been fulfilled. We decided, however, to make this dream come true once again. I mean, wouldn’t you want to relive the best moment of your ENTIRE life?
May 2011
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13 Going on 30
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Valerie Rodeo
Ladies and gentlemen, it is with great honor and pleasure that I share with you this li’l miracle. Without further ado…I present to you, dear faithful reader, Uwe Buble performing “Valerie” by Steve Winwood.
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Can't Nobody Love You
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MIA IRL
Dear Shola,
Where in the world are you?! Do you realize that it’s been MONTHS since we last sang a duet? MONTHS!!! Please remedy this situation immediately if not sooner. Kthnx.
Your DEAR friend, \ˈal-zhon\
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Logistics of Love
CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE
You meet your soulmate. You fall in love with her.
Do you: • Do nothing. • Put yourself out there and tell her about how you’re in love with her. You put yourself out there and tell her about how you’re in love with her. She’s absolutely terrified. Whatever you thought you had is over. You can’t sleep because all you’re thinkin’ about...
March 2011
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The Big Easy: After the Storm
When I was in New Orleans in November of 2010, Jeff and I rode around on bikes, wandered around abandoned buildings and cemeteries and ate shrimp po boys. You’re probably sick of hearing me talk about how magical this city is but really who cares? I <3 New Orleans!!! YOUDON’TEVENKNOW.
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I
I was fortunate enough to visit New Orleans in November of 2010 and, in honor of Mardis Gras, here are some pictures that I took during that time that I’d like to share with you. I’ve decided that I’m going to be there for Mardis Gras next year AT ALL COSTS.
Fringe Fest Parade
Ida Flöreak <3 <3 <3
Marian Blair
Jeff and I found this at a...
January 2011
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I order a muthafuckin' pizza from you at 3:30 in...
Srsly where’s my pizza? </3
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The Big Easy: Moving Pictures
I’d have shot more video when I was in New Orleans but, you know, I didn’t want to look like a tourist (which I was). Here are just a few moments I captured that I’d like to share with you.
December 2010
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Story of My Life: Cry 'Til I Die
Welp, I ended up at Beulahland with Kate, Johanna and Lindsay last weekend. I got to talking with Johanna about the two women that I’m IN LOVE WITH but unfortunately live far, far away. And you know what advice Johanna gave me?
“You should stop wasting your time. It’ll never work out. You’re gonna be alone forever. Deal with it.”
So you know what I did? Welp,...
November 2010
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The Big Easy: Part 1
HELLO. GOODBYE.
So I’m finally able to take off enough time from work to be able to leave the Pacific Northwest for a vacation. And what better place to go than New Orleans?! I’d wanted to go ever since I read A Confederacy of Dunces about ten years ago and have romanticized the city in my head practically every day since. Also, one of my bestest buddies in the world lives there with...
No Matter What
Branny Cakes + Sir Lord Beaverton 4 Lyfe.
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Eligible Bachelors
Guess what! Nope. We’re all single. Seriously, can you believe that?
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Can't nobody love you
Good news! Google Maps has provided me with walking directions to Carina’s! Just think, in only 8 days and 21 hours of nonstop walking the love of my life and I can finally be reunited. Picture us at the park—the Golden Gate Bridge in the background—sitting on a quilted blanket with a picnic basket as we pair various cheeses with malt liquor and dine on a feast of Rice-A-Roni. <3 <3...
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Cuz I'm dreaming of you tonight
Dreaming of babes, pizza, burgers and beer.
P.S. Selena 4 Lyfe, y’all.
October 2010
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Summer 2010 Highlight Video
Thanks e’rybody for the best summer EVER.
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This Will Be Our Year
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Death Therapy
Here’s what I do when I’m feeling down:
Buy two bottles of Rosé wine and carry the TV into the bathroom where you get into the bath and start drinking and watching Morrissey videos that you have on VHS (preferably 2 or 3 tapes full). When the water starts getting cool, just drain it and fill it back up with hot water. Eventually you will want to sleep so make sure you drain the...
September 2010
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If I can't have you EVERYONE will! :)
Don’t worry I used real baby blood. Thanks for supporting this and confirming that it was a good idea, Shola!
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Story of My Life: Being Alone Forever as...
“We can’t ever tell what will happen at all, can we? Once I stood in Grand Central Station to say goodbye to a pretty girl. I was wild about her. In fact, we decided we couldn’t live without each other and we were to be married. She had to go abroad first with her father, and when we came to see each other to say goodbye, we knew we wouldn’t see each other for almost...
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Housewarming Socksess!!!
Finders, keepers! Thanks for coming, loves of my life.