Happy holidays, loves of my life! With the festive season upon us once again, let’s not lose track of what the holidays are really about—BEING IN YOUR THIRTIES, LIVING ALONE IN A BASEMENT AND EATING TUNA OUT OF THE CAN WHILE WATCHING VIDEOS OF YOUR FRIENDS LOOKIN’ COOL EATING PIZZA ON YOUTUBE. Enjoy these precious moments. You’ve EARNED it!
Sarah got a bunch of parking tickets and her car towed in San Francisco earlier this year while she was on crutches due to a broken foot. I decided to raise money to help pay off the fees that she accumulated because, you know, I have a real soft spot for cripples. My car wash idea didn’t quite pan out as I’d planned but at least I raised/am raising awareness? A passerby caught the action on video.
Here’s a typical day at Uwe’s. NBD.
I know it’s hard to believe but Uwe and I are STILL single! Please send love letters and marriage proposals to gentlemanstime[at]gmail.com and be sure to specify which eligible bachelor it is for. Please also like pizza, beer and Mariah. Kthnx.
It’s FINALLY summer in Portland! See you guys at the river!!!
It was always a dream of Uwe’s to get pied in the face and you may recall that this dream has already been fulfilled. We decided, however, to make this dream come true once again. I mean, wouldn’t you want to relive the best moment of your ENTIRE life?
Ladies and gentlemen, it is with great honor and pleasure that I share with you this li’l miracle. Without further ado…I present to you, dear faithful reader, Uwe Buble performing “Valerie” by Steve Winwood.
Dear Shola,
Where in the world are you?! Do you realize that it’s been MONTHS since we last sang a duet? MONTHS!!! Please remedy this situation immediately if not sooner. Kthnx.
Your DEAR friend,
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